Welcome to CAP's Secure Members Only Website
Pay NEW or RENEWAL membership fees via PayPal
, American Express
, Discover Card
or mail a check.
Click "Member Signup
" above or CLICK HERE
Choose the Membership Type (Basic = 1 year, Servant = 2 yrs, Saint = 5 years, Lifetime = 25 years or until you exit this cruel world.)
Carefully follow each step - everything with a red dot is mandatory.
AFTER YOU PAY:
Edit your profile (upper right hand corner) seen only by other members. (Standard Member Directory. Include your picture and bio, or keep your info to yourself and remain a mystery.)
Join in the forums. Seek out member benefits and discounts. And have fun! Or not. You can be completely serious. Login often to discover new benefits & updates.
If you do not know your current username or password, go to Member Login then use the "Forgot my Username/Password" link to have your username emailed to you with a temporary password that can be changed once you login.